Tes sejarah amerika!!
First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher
introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the
class.
As the class start, the teacher says: "Let's start with a small quiz in American history".
Who said "Freedom or death?"
Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand:"Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia. "
"Very good Suzuki".
"The class is in silence and you can again hear a silent voice: "Suck my c*ck!!!"
The teacher is furious:"I've had enough. Who said that?"
"The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school Principal she said:
First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher
introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the
class.
As the class start, the teacher says: "Let's start with a small quiz in American history".
Who said "Freedom or death?"
Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand:"Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia. "
"Very good Suzuki".
And who said: "The nation is it's people and as such can never die?"
Suzuki raises his hand again:"Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington.
The teacher looks at her students and says:"Shame on you, Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than you.
A silent voice from the back of the class: "Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese"
"Who said that!?", yells the teacher.
Suzuki raises his hand and says: "General ...
MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the Chrysler management board meeting, Detroit.
Suzuki raises his hand again:"Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington.
The teacher looks at her students and says:"Shame on you, Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than you.
A silent voice from the back of the class: "Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese"
"Who said that!?", yells the teacher.
Suzuki raises his hand and says: "General ...
MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the Chrysler management board meeting, Detroit.
"The class is in silence and you can again hear a silent voice: "Suck my c*ck!!!"
The teacher is furious:"I've had enough. Who said that?"
Suzuki: "Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 in Washington.
"Another voice yells:"Suzuki is sh*t!"
Suzuki: "Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil moto Grand-Prix in 2002.
"The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school Principal she said:
"What the hell is going on?, I am going to quit !!
"Suzuki: "Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK auditors were in her office
(nb: mgkn lebih pasnya, "saat kartel politik, yang ibu SM sendiri lebih memilih menyebutnya sebagai "kawin", walopun jenis kelaminnya sama, mendesak beliau untuk disingkirkan dari pemerintahan")
but please don't ask me my additional idea in English version -____-"
"Suzuki: "Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK auditors were in her office
(nb: mgkn lebih pasnya, "saat kartel politik, yang ibu SM sendiri lebih memilih menyebutnya sebagai "kawin", walopun jenis kelaminnya sama, mendesak beliau untuk disingkirkan dari pemerintahan")
but please don't ask me my additional idea in English version -____-"
hanya sebuah copas dari note fb saya tanggal 19 Mei 2010, dari sumber yang cukup jauh buat di runut. Yang jelas bukan saya yang buat, jelas saya tak sepintar Suzuki tadi :D
sekian, semoga tidak membuat perut anda sakit.
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